Sunday, July 25, 2010

Fire the Bastards!

Wal-Mart vs. The Morons

1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1st to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot +Kroger+Target+Sears+Costco+K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million peoplee, is the world's largest private employer, and most speak English.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined; keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years!

8. During the same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than if had five years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 billion)

12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.

You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.

This should be read and understood by all Americans, Democrats, Republicans, Everyone!!

To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature.

It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:

a. The U. S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.

b. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.

c. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is..broke!

d. War on Poverty started in 1964 (by Democrat LB Johnson who lied to get more troops into the Vietnam War). You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 Trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and (illegal immigrents) ...they only want more!

e. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.

f. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.

g. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure!

You FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars. You can't even protect us from Mexican bandits who have invaded more than 100 of our cities!




The Federal Government is run by traitors who routinely violate the Constitution if it suits their interest. The Federal Government violated its fiduciary duties to manage the peoples money. It failed to adequetly protect its citizens. The Federal Government no longer has the right to govern. I urge the States to immediatley take up the matter of Secession from the Union. At the very least, I urge the States to renounce the use of Federal Reserve Currency. I urge the States to adopt the Gold Standard and issue their own currency.